The Influencer’s Prayer

Let us give thanksFor our daily stimulationAnd remember our LordWho suffered judgement, persecution and cancellationSacrificing his eternal privacyFor our everlasting sanctity from boredom In the name of our LordWe like, share and subscribe Like, share and subscribe Entertaining Of The 5,000 His followers answered: "Where could we get enough content to entertain such a crowd?" … Continue reading The Influencer’s Prayer

Licensed To Party

What a fascinating spectacle…How to define in lawA social occasion? Can you defend your gatheringWas it a partyWas it a dinnerWas it a work meetingDid you play Hungry Hippos? When does a meetingBecome a partyAnd when does a partyBecome a meetingTherein lies the built-in, implicit needFor discretion and subjective judgement But that doesn't hold up … Continue reading Licensed To Party

Special Cuteness Of Misty πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί

You naughty dog you're too cute,You're not allowed to be that cute,There's a universal limit to cuteness, Like the speed of light,The cuteness of Mistyℒ️, If you spend too long near to the cuteness of Misty relative to an inertial cuteness frame,Once you return to the reference frame of the observer,Everything will be all ugly … Continue reading Special Cuteness Of Misty πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί

Em-Dashβ€” To The Heart πŸ–•

β€”|β€”πŸ˜“β€”|β€”β€”|β€”πŸ˜±β€”|β€”β€”|β€”πŸ˜­β€”|β€” Stab me with your em-dash,Stab me in the heart,Scarecrow my prose awayBurn it, burn it all on the fire, I've been jousted in the eyes,Can't see the words for tears,Flowing poetic aesthetics,Bleeding out on the floor; Operator, operator, This is an emergency,Em-dash razor-wire fortresses, areβ€”Rationing out literatic beauty! The em dash is an incredibly … Continue reading Em-Dashβ€” To The Heart πŸ–•

Anti-Vaccine Idiot

Don't wanna be an anti-vaccine idiotDon't want a nation controlled by the mediaAnd can you hear the sound of hysteria?The subliminal 5G mobile data Welcome to a new kind of tensionAll across the vaccination nationWhere everything isn't meant to be okayRing-wing fascist dreams of tomorrowWe're not the ones who're meant to follow'cause my friends on … Continue reading Anti-Vaccine Idiot

Fourth Literary Dimension?

Should've,Could've,Would've…everybody, ever Yeah, yeah…Would've,Should've,Could've,…But you didn't.everybody's manager I've been searching the ether for additional possibilities to this common expression,(Because I like collections and sets),And discovered a possible fourth oneβ€” Goa'uld've (i.e. aliens have done it); Example usage: Yeah whatever mate…Should've,Could've,Would've,Goa'uld've,…But none of that is of any use to me, is it?β€”So fahck off back to … Continue reading Fourth Literary Dimension?