The Plods Come Marching…AGAIN!

Seriously, I have enough I'm dealing with…with OCD, trying to accomplish things, and I was lying on my bed recovering from the stress of it all having finally managed to wash, when… knock knock knock What the fuck. Knocking on my window again, seriously? I waited… knock knock knock Checked my security camera feed…black vests … Continue reading The Plods Come Marching…AGAIN!

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I Don’t Like The Drugs But The Drugs Like Me

Yesterday the thought occurred to me to go back meticulously through my security camera recordings from the several days before November 6th, as this was when my box of moving boxes (bought for me by the Salvation Army) was mysteriously stolen from the living room where I'd left it against the wall. It was a … Continue reading I Don’t Like The Drugs But The Drugs Like Me

Another Solution

The solutions which keep me going,Amidst an environment which makes no sense,And people whom defy explanation, Are a reflection of some amount of fortune for which I am glad,And my cast-iron will and indignation to make it through,Solving problems one by one,To survive and look back at this fucking place from safety. If you haven't … Continue reading Another Solution

Incidents In The Middle Of The Night

Ok, so…I heard a knocking in the middle of the night, on my window once again,Was already tense because I'd stayed up to find out what happened in the F1 race, I was nervous about it because of a dangerous track, I'd really just wanted to check nobody died;Just finished watching it when I thought … Continue reading Incidents In The Middle Of The Night

Ding Dong

The infestation of housemates is being rooted out,All with an eviction deadline of 4th October, The stampiest housemate (replacement zombie) and partner are gone,At last,Carrying out chests in the middle of the night… The second most stampy housemate (and the most arrogant and toxic),Has also left two weekends before,Just one remains (the one above me),Only … Continue reading Ding Dong

I Thought There Was A Body…

I thought there was a body in the room above me,Any day now…The juices will come on drippin' down, I thought there was a body in the room above me,The windows are open,Since early last June, I thought there was a body in the room above me,But then I heard tremendous banging and stomping,As the … Continue reading I Thought There Was A Body…