Surviving In Hell

I'm still in hell,Remember,Stop judging everything; If you thought that this summer,You'd finally accomplish more,You were expecting too much,Too soon; Besides,All seasons are equal,In their merits; The barriers and obstacles and difficulties,I'm already overcoming,Are immense, It's easy to forget,When you have high standards,Expectations,And optimism, Why does that have to be coupled,With so much rumination? Why …

The Influencer’s Prayer

Let us give thanksFor our daily stimulationAnd remember our LordWho suffered judgement, persecution and cancellationSacrificing his eternal privacyFor our everlasting sanctity from boredom In the name of our LordWe like, share and subscribe Like, share and subscribe Entertaining Of The 5,000 His followers answered: "Where could we get enough content to entertain such a crowd?" …

Licensed To Party

What a fascinating spectacle…How to define in lawA social occasion? Can you defend your gatheringWas it a partyWas it a dinnerWas it a work meetingDid you play Hungry Hippos? When does a meetingBecome a partyAnd when does a partyBecome a meetingTherein lies the built-in, implicit needFor discretion and subjective judgement But that doesn't hold up …

Best Yet

New Salvation Army personIs the best yetAnd I said that the previous time! From the first few sentencesI thought she's fully on the ballThen she even reassured me that, explicitly: "I'm fully on this, don't worry,I don't mess around,We'll do the CAF on Tuesday,I'm usually pretty cheeky with those,(Meaning she'll tell them to fuck up …

Three Green

OptionsOptionsOptions Three greenIs landing gear down Three GreenOn the ballot paper Sends a messageAll is well and functioning Three GreenThree GreenThree Green For applause and safe touchdown. Not a gear-upCrash-and-burnOverweightPilot suicideControlled flight into terrainCrash-landing. (Three Green Party candidates for three councillor seats). 🌪

Squid Game World

The world is a Squid Game worldWhere masked gatekeepers stand guardDeciding the rulesAnd when and how you may progress; There is no magical chest at the end of the rainbowNo reward at the top of the hillNo matter how you express yourselfIn trying to reach for it There is nothing there to reach for(Except within …

Finite Resource

Congratulations, You have completed all the thoughtsThere is nothing left to think; Save some thoughts for me, I'm sorryThere aren't any left, You selfish bastard! 🌪️

Transparency, Objectivity, Clarity

I'm going to sayI'm not minimising somethingWhen it's the entire point of my speech I'm going to use verbsWith cult-like associationsTo add fake authority to my words I'm going to pretendThat a different version of objective realityIs true; I don't need a translator, or education in body language, or even wisdom and experience to understand …

Silent Thoughts

I hope that, one dayWe can have a friendship uninterruptedBy impossible circumstancesIt's definitely possible; But until then, there are other prioritiesAnd I'm here for thatWhatever it takes. 🌪

Waste Not Want Not

Conservationists have issued a dire warningAfter latest studies indicate the Great PPE reef has lost up to 10% of biodiversity over the last 5 years; As use of illegal agricultural pestibots increasesSo-called 'bleaching' events have become more and more commonResulting in large swathes of the PPE bed becoming uninhabitable; Pestibots— the internationally-outlawed nanobotsAre washed into …